diary of a girly nerd

gettingalongwiththegomezs: diaryofagirlynerd: tlttc: diaryofag...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:16:13 -0700

diaryofagirlynerd:

tlttc:

diaryofagirlynerd:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

This is why we can’t have nice things, hubby.

I want this, I want a case for my birthday. Wife you know you want.

No I want to live for my birthday.

Isn’t this a little dangerous to sell to anybody? i.e. people who dot know how to handle a board?

^Exactly!

heathyr: keriarentikai: Lydia After Dark: She was once set up on a date with Tyler Hoechlin. And...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:15:11 -0700

heathyr:

keriarentikai:

Lydia After Dark:

She was once set up on a date with Tyler Hoechlin. And it didn’t go well.

And her nickname for him was CHRISTIAN ABS.

I want to know everything that went wrong on this date, omfg.

panickyintheuk: icanttellyouwhotobe: androcidal: home-of-amazo...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:12:23 -0700

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

the-absolute-best-posts: fuckyeahgodofmischief: #my online...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:10:46 -0700

the-absolute-best-posts:

fuckyeahgodofmischief:

#my online friends meeting my irl friends

daddysgirl-in-mommasworld: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:10:13 -0700

daddysgirl-in-mommasworld:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

places i wanna go.

noriilove: strawberry-cupcakess: merryescapism: HE LOOKS SO...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:07:39 -0700

noriilove:

strawberry-cupcakess:

merryescapism:

HE LOOKS SO FRICKING HAPPY

FUCKING LOL!

AHAHAHAHAAHAH HAPPINESS OVERLOAD

psidontgiveafuck: letswishuponastar: A good friend knows when...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:04:55 -0700

psidontgiveafuck:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

Reblog every time!

My problem with tumblr's use of "queerbaiting"

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:04:25 -0700

What "queerbaiting" is:

Writer: I've got two straight white males who are close friends.
Pro-Gay Community: If you look at some of these scenes they may be interpreted as romantic rather than platonic. We don't have much representation so we're going to develope the subtext in how heads. It's not much but it's better than nothing.
Writer: Hey, you really like the gay thing, don't you? Let's drop some hints in interviews that there may be something there.
Pro-Gay: Wait... are you going to have more going on?
Writer: And have the actors play it up the suggestion off-set.
Pro-Gay: Are they actually going to give us some representation on this show?
Writer: And make the subtext almost text!
Pro-Gay: Oh my gosh! We've been waiting so long!
Writer: BUT NO HOMO! They both no get uninteresting female love interests because NO HOMO!
Pro-Gay: Wait what? But you were the ones building it up!
Writer: NO HOMO!

What queerbating means to Tumblr

Writer:I've got two straight white males who are close friends.
Pro-Gay Community: If you look at some of these scenes they may be interpreted as romantic rather than platonic. We don't have much representation so we're going to develope the subtext in how heads. It's not much but it's better than nothing.
Writer: Good for you guys. We're sticking with the interpretation that they are friends but you're free to enjoy the show anyway you want. We will however try and include more canonically gay characters in our work.
The "Fan"girls: OMG! THESE MEN ARE SOOO ATTRACTIVE! I GET ARROUSED BY THE THOUGHT OF THEM MAKING OUT AND TOUCHING EACH OTHER! THEY ARE SOOOO IN LOVE!
Writer: Okay... whatever floats your boat. We still say they're just good friends but they do love each other, just not romantically.
The "Fan"girls: SEE! THE WRITER ADMITTED IT! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE BABIES TOGETHER AND HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME. THIS SHIP SAILS ITSELF!
Writer: No we meant just as friends. Platonic love.
The "Fan"girls: LOOK AT MY GRAPHIC FANFICTION AND FANART.
Pro-Gay: That's a little fetishitic. You're kind of treating these characters and their actors as sex objects rather than human beings.
The "Fan"girls: BOO! YOU HOMOPHOBES! YOU HATE GAYS! GET OUT OF THE FANDOM YOU GAY HATING HOE!
The Fangirls who are fangirls: Whoa, calm down. I like the ship too but they've said it isn't going to happen. It's just for fun. It doesn't need to be canon.
The "Fan"girls: BOO! YOU ARE SO STUPID! OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO GET TOGETHER! THEY ARE IN SO MUCH LOVE THAT THEY WOULD DIE WITHOUT EACH OTHER! THEY ARE UNHEALTHILY CO-DEPENDANT AND WE WILL ROMATICISE THAT FACT! WE'RE GOING TO WRITE A 10000 WORD ESSAY ON A GIF-SET WHERE THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER LONGINGLY!
Actual fangirl: Wasn't that scene literally two seconds long in the actual show and had a very different meaning in conext:
The "Fan"girls: IT WAS EYESEX!
Writer: Okay. Well here is one of the character's love interests that we have been developing for a while.
The "Fan"girls:...
The "Fan"girls: WHAT!
The "Fan"girls: WHAT!?!
The "Fan"girls: HOW DARE YOU!
Writer: What?
The "Fan"girls: HOW DARE YOU MISLEAD US BY PRETENDING YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW US GAY PORN!
Writer: We've had this female character in mind for a long time...
The "Fan"girls: SHAME ON YOU! QUEERBAITERS! HOMOPHOBES!
Writers: We've always said these guys weren't gay. Just give the female character a chance.
The "Fan"girls: SHE'S A SLUTTY, PRISSY, USELESS, WHINY, EMOTIONLESS, SHIPWREAKING, MARY SUE WHORE.
Writer: She hasn't even been on the show yet.
The "Fan"girls: QUEERBAITERS!

tlttc: diaryofagirlynerd: thre3f: Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:02:35 -0700

tlttc:

diaryofagirlynerd:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

This is why we can’t have nice things, hubby.

I want this, I want a case for my birthday. Wife you know you want.

No I want to live for my birthday.

thre3f: Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:00:47 -0700

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

This is why we can’t have nice things, hubby.

andweaa: Take me to Disney land.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:57:06 -0700

andweaa:

Take me to Disney land.

moosey-the-twinkling-faggot: dave-vriska: enfeebler: naathaaal...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:56:36 -0700

moosey-the-twinkling-faggot:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

^ THIS.

Kid pisses off dog. Kid gets bit. DOG GETS A LETHAL INJECTION. Nevermind that the KID made the dog react instinctively.

ANIMALS TO NOT JUST ATTACK FOR THE FUCK OF IT. 99.99999% OF THE TIME THE ANIMAL WAS PROVOKED BY THE HUMAN.

wetmeinthetoilets: actors actually being their characters

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:43:46 -0700

wetmeinthetoilets:

actors actually being their characters

mishasassbutt: not making my way down town because fuck that

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:43:10 -0700

mishasassbutt:

not making my way down town because fuck that

theoddmentemporium: Images from 1860 showing a woman getting...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:34:56 -0700

theoddmentemporium:

Images from 1860 showing a woman getting dressed.

thewinchestersbros: idontlike-endings: koffinking: lyssie212: ive-been-sherl0cked: scraggay: bo...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:34:47 -0700

thewinchestersbros:

idontlike-endings:

koffinking:

lyssie212:

ive-been-sherl0cked:

scraggay:

boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys

im just going to leave this here

creepylandshark: pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear: quimbycub: askp...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:34:36 -0700

creepylandshark:

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.

*scrolls*

But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.

you have no idea how hard I laughed at this

I mean there are literally tears

Reblog if you'll always be a part of the Harry Potter family.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:28:52 -0700

dumbledorred:

imperioweasley:

“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.”

—Daniel Radcliffe

did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia

kennedyclintonkat: destiel-is-superwholocked: avataryesplease: ...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:26:34 -0700

kennedyclintonkat:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

avataryesplease:

huntercest:

though-hell-should-bar-the-way:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

cheswinster:

#please let this be the last two words of supernatural

how about i stab you in the chest

There’s too much blood and they both know it. This is it. No more redos, no more reset buttons. Dean looks over at where Sam’s sprawled on the ground three feet away. He can barely breathe, ribs skewering his insides, and all he can taste is blood and bile. But he can still see Sammy. Even if Sam can’t see him.

His baby brother’s hazel eyes are slowing but surely glazing over.

Dean feels it coming, the dark, it’s eating away at the corners of his eyes and his mind. He searches for something to say, anything, everything in this last moment, but all he manages to cough out is one, final, single word.

“Bitch.”

Sam laughs and it’s wet, hacking, his last breath.

“Jerk,” he replies and they both know, sure as anything, that what they’re really saying is “I love you” and “See you soon.”

EJ Su S CH RIS T HW Y

this must be the most hurtful post ever

gET IT AWAY FROM ME

tamie-love: Antique beasT. Robe a la...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:24:52 -0700

tamie-love:

Antique beasT. Robe a la Francaise

http://ameblo.jp/tamie-love/entry-11548166934.html